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Hey, at least you didn't get stuck in a speaker:
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And at least you didn't order a chair made for ANTS:
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At least you didn't pull a Diego:
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And at least you didn't pick the worst possible time for a selfie:
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Or try to do...this????
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And hey, at least you're not trapped in a Walmart bathroom:
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Just remember that you're not this guy:
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And that this didn't happen to you:
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Just remember that this isn't you:
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And this didn't happen to you:
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And you can still spell "spaghetti":
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Just remember that you can still see your dentist:
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And you don't have the dubious title of "Fart Cone creator":
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I mean, hey, at least you didn't screw up like this:
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And at least you didn't get this mug:
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And hey, at least you're not this dude:
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Just think about it: At least you're not Knuttsack:
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And at least you didn't get this text:
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Or have this happen to your texts:
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And, at the very least, at least you weren't conned by the greatest criminal of them all:
