26 Important Reminders Why Birth Control Exists

In case you forgot.

1. Because no one should wake up like this in the morning:

2. Or like this in the afternoon:

3. Because toothpaste should never be a decoration:

4. Because pillows shouldn’t be disrespected like this:

5. Because not everything is waterproof:

6. Because peanut butter is not an effective way to paint the kitchen:

7. Because keyboard keys are not meant to be used as currency:

8. Because no one’s walls should look like this:

9. Because a present to the face is the worst kind of Christmas present:

10. Because shirts don’t work like this:

11. Because your carpet doesn’t look better in blue:

12. Because no one needs this kind of car decal:

13. Because this is terrifying:

14. Because your physical well-being is important:

15. Because no one needs to go through this war zone:

16. Because you really need to watch your shows:

17. Because you need a coffee more than anything else in the world:

18. Because no one should have to deal with this:

19. Because this poor stuffed animal did nothing to deserve this:

20. Because of the laws of physics:

21. Because a shovel is not part of a balanced diet:

22. Because you’ve got places to go:

23. Because no one should look this joyous around chalk body lines:

24. Because markers don’t make a good computer stylus:

25. Because of the poor, poor retail workers of the world:

26. Because magazines are for reading, not for flushing:

But mostly for your own sanity.

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