1. It's illegal to keep the light on in a car: Twitter: @harold_fair 2. A tree is going to grow in your stomach: Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE 3. You can't shower during a storm: Twitter: @meganmcisco UPDATE: You actually shouldn't shower during a storm. Listen to your mom. 4. That seaweed is probably a shark: pinterest.com 5. And there's definitely a shark in the deep end of the pool: me.me 6. If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer: Twitter: @freddyamazin 7. Going to your room is a bad thing: Twitter: @machinegunkelly 8. The blue part has special powers: me.me 9. Seriously, that light's gonna kill you: Twitter: @CrzyCharly 10. You gotta check behind the curtain: pinterest.co.uk 11. Every single adult is absolutely swimming in cash: Twitter: @denzafnako 12. This is the most devastating insult there is: meme.xyz Or this is: Twitter: @ricardojkay 13. Gum will stay inside your stomach forever: Twitter: @pingufan40 14. Quicksand is going to be a HUGE problem: me.me 15. Your face will stay like that: Twitter: @DanzaMsBanana 16. You gotta wait an hour to swim: Twitter: @Mr_GuyWise 17. It was perfectly normal for the McAllister's to have a house like that in Home Alone: goodhousekeeping.com 18. If you take those tags off you're goin' to the slammer: Twitter: @Normsmusic 19. Pushing this actually does something: instagram.com 20. Your mom won't always know best: Twitter: @just_doov 21. You're going to have it all figured out by your 20s: Twitter: @sheblessed 22. And, finally... Twitter: @fvnxy Oof.