1.
It's illegal to keep the light on in a car:
2.
A tree is going to grow in your stomach:
3.
You can't shower during a storm:
4.
That seaweed is probably a shark:
5.
And there's definitely a shark in the deep end of the pool:
6.
If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer:
7.
Going to your room is a bad thing:
8.
The blue part has special powers:
9.
Seriously, that light's gonna kill you:
10.
You gotta check behind the curtain:
11.
Every single adult is absolutely swimming in cash:
12.
This is the most devastating insult there is:
13.
Gum will stay inside your stomach forever:
14.
Quicksand is going to be a HUGE problem:
15.
Your face will stay like that:
16.
You gotta wait an hour to swim:
17.
It was perfectly normal for the McAllister's to have a house like that in Home Alone:
18.
If you take those tags off you're goin' to the slammer:
19.
Pushing this actually does something:
20.
Your mom won't always know best:
21.
You're going to have it all figured out by your 20s:
