3.Anyone who VIOLATES a poor, helpless stick of cheese:
4.People who think this is somehow OKAY:
5.Or allow this to happen to a poor, DEFENSELESS slice of 'za:
6.Or, LORD HAVE MERCY, let this happen:
7.Anyone who COMPLETELY disregards the rules for eating a Kit Kat:
8.Or anyone that eats a taco like this:
9.Or goes against all that's PURE and GOOD in the world and eats a burrito like this:
10.People with the GALL to dip cookies in orange juice:
11.Or, bless my poor heart, use ORANGE JUICE IN THEIR CEREAL:
12.Anyone who disrespects a wing like this:
13.Or just goes KOWABUNGA and starts munchin' on a kiwi like a dang MANIAC:
14.Or...or...does...this:
15.Or... THIS:
16.OR, SAINTS PRESERVE US, THIS:
17.Anyone who eats pasta with a SPOON:
18.Ice cream with a FORK:
19.Or doughnuts like a BARBARIAN! A BARBARIAN, I SAY!!!
20.People who put back Oreos without their GLORIOUS frosting:
21.Or open a box of cereal like they LIVE IN A BARN but, like, NOT A BARN LIKE YOU MIGHT SEE ON HOUSE HUNTERS WITH, LIKE, LIGHTBULBS IN MASON JARS??? MORE LIKE A REAL-DEAL BARN WITH HAY AND TOOLS:
22.Or RIP the heart out of a poor cinnamon roll:
23.But the biggest MONSTERS of all? People who put in toilet paper like THIS: