21 Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Because jokes are always funnier when only YOU can understand them, right? Inspired by and culled from this thread.

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8. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.

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After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."

10. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

11. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?"

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The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes!"

16. An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative.

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But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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