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27 Texts That Will Make You Laugh Way, Wayyyyyy Harder Than They Should

Bless these texts.

1. The accident text:

one person texts the other that there has been an accident and they freak out and say what happened and they send a picture of a dog in a car that says he forgot to put the car in bark / Via u/mr_danyelli

2. The parents text:

text reading do not buy your dad anymore toys and then the dad says i got in trouble with my light saber / Via u/Classy_Keemstar

3. The sexy text:

text conversation of someone saying you know what would be sexy eating food off eachother and the other person says you did not do the dishes / Via u/MrsMozely

4. The Google text:

a mom texts her child to stop changing the google logo / Via u/mmarcusandresf

5. The Chipotle text:

a person has a lot of trouble spelling chipotle, messing it up 7 times / Via u/Legit-Sonic

6. The car text:

text conversation of a person coming out to their mother and doing a dad joke by saying their name is car / Via u/buckfastattiffanys

7. The Tony Hawk text:

text reading roses are red tony hawk is a skater i'm driving right now i'll get back to you later / Via u/Flamegator_Tamer

8. The fever text:

one person asks if the other is going to class or not and then they send a picture of a thermometer and the other person asks if they're pregnant or not

9. The turtle text:

emoji story of a turtle eating a strawberry / Via u/lhargreaves

10. The Crocs text:

two people sexting and one says they took off their crocs and the other says to put them back on / Via u/buckfastattiffanys

11. The furry text:

a person asks their friend what a football furry is and they mean mascot / Via u/NebulaeWorms

12. The eggplant text:

a person says we are eating eggplant emoji cheese emoji tonight and the other person thinks they mean dick cheese / Via u/tom_the_pilot

13. The brotherly text:

text reading my half brother is 6'3 and the other person says wow imagine if he was a full brother / Via u/angushalll

14. The mood text:

mom asking what does mood af mean and the person explains it and they ask why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing shit

15. The Target text:

text reading i saw you in target but they say goofy ass bitch and send a picture of goofy the cartoon / Via u/AnimatedSoup

16. The perfect night text:

wrong number text reading you and me friday night ill supply the mozzarella sticks and shrek, you supply the condoms and the other person says this is the right number
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17. The eyeball text:

weird text of a person making an emoji thanos with the eyes emoji and it looks strange / Via u/PeterGlassJar

18. The four degrees text:

text reading yo bro what are you up to and they say did you know that minus four degrees looks like a dude taking a shit

19. The Numa Numa text:

two people reenact the numa numa song in text

20. The salt text:

a person sends a picture of a rifle made out of salt that says this is a salt rifle / Via u/Bigb3lls

21. The saxophone text:

emojis playing saxophones / Via u/NeddieBoi777

22. The studying text:

a mom says glad to see you studying hard and it's someone watching a video called will bigfoot get coronavirus / Via u/Journey2TheOtherSide

23. The science text:

a person can't remember the word professor and so thinks they are called sciencers

24. The Uber text:

a person who is drunk says they called an uber to go home from a party but it turns out it is their house

25. The healthy text:

person asking are you eating healthy and the other person says yes today i made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat and it's pizza

26. The grammar text:

a person keeps messing up the I before E repeat after C rule

27. And the most beautiful text:

poem reading roses are red violets are blue i am bread bread you / Via u/hitlerblowfish

My soul is healed.

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