1. The toilet with a window to the world:
This is where you get sent to poop when you're in trouble.
2. The toilet with the cutest l'il door:
Wish I could have that door as a pet!
3. The world's most private toilet:
Did I say most private? I meant "holy shit, this just might be the worst place to shit on this shitty planet. Shit."
4. The most anxiety inducing toilet in the world:
I feel damp. I FEEL DAMP.
5. The toilet with a view from the top:
Can't see someone pooping through the door? No problem!
6. The rootinest, tootinest toilets in the wild, wild west.
"ONE, TWO, THREE... DRAW!"
7. The toilet with the whole entire gang:
Hey, the more the merrier my dude!
8. The toilet with totally effective shutters:
Hey, man, let a little sunlight in! Vitamin D is good for you!
9. The toilet with a lit'ral elevator right next to it:
"Next stop, turd floor!"
10. The toilet with the worst possible place to put a roll:
Buddy, I don't even think MO BAMBA could reach that. One like equals one respect.
11. The toilet that perfectly hides your face:
And perfectly exposes your giblets to the whole G.D. eastern seaboard.
12. The toilet with the hidden roll:
Did they build the sink around the toilet paper? Was the toilet paper an precious heirloom that couldn't be moved???
13. The toilet in-between two floors:
You ever been walking downstairs and thought "damn, lemme just take a shit real quick" but had nowhere to go? Well, I have good news.
14. The most delicious toilet in all the land:
Little extra flavor never hurt no one.
15. Possibly the world's most welcoming toilet:
Finally, a place I can relax!
16. The toilet with probably the world's worst toilet paper location:
This TP unit will 100% inspire some tough decisions. We become stronger through adversity.
17. The toilet that's basically a new Olympic event:
Gang... call it... the High Dump!
18. The toilet with a special friend:
Wish I could poop like this every time!