25 Reasons Why Babies Are Basically Just Tiny Drunk People
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1. It's almost impossible for them to take a "nice" picture:
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2. So they always look like this:
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3. They have no idea what's going on around them:
4. And even the simplest task becomes a huge ordeal:
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5. They always have a lot of trouble in the bathroom:
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6. And they're always tripping over invisible stuff:
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7. They'll fall asleep anytime, anywhere:
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8. ANYWHERE:
9. And they do strange things when they're sleeping:
10. Sitting down is an Olympic sport for them:
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11. But if they're still standing, chances are they're standing like this:
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12. I mean, they're always messing up the easiest activities, like putting on clothes:
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13. And they seem to have trouble fixing even the simplest of problems, like trying to eat a cookie with floaties on:
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14. They always get ridiculously excited over food:
15. They don't deal well with surprises:
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16. Not to mention they're always hurting themselves:
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17. And getting in other people's way:
18. They always need someone else to tell them what they're doing is annoying:
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19. And they always spend way too much time looking at themselves in the mirror:
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20. They have terrible motor skills:
21. ...Which always leads them to end up in situations they immediately regret:
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22. And to them getting stuck in the strangest places:
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23. Or, you know, trapped:
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24. When you try to talk to them they look a lot like this:
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25. And their mood changes at the drop of a pin:
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But, most importantly, they have the exact same reaction to pizza as drunk people:
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BEAUTIFUL.