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    25 Reasons Why Babies Are Basically Just Tiny Drunk People

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk.

    1. It's almost impossible for them to take a "nice" picture:

    2. So they always look like this:

    3. They have no idea what's going on around them:

    4. And even the simplest task becomes a huge ordeal:

    5. They always have a lot of trouble in the bathroom:

    6. And they're always tripping over invisible stuff:

    7. They'll fall asleep anytime, anywhere:

    8. ANYWHERE:

    9. And they do strange things when they're sleeping:

    10. Sitting down is an Olympic sport for them:

    11. But if they're still standing, chances are they're standing like this:

    12. I mean, they're always messing up the easiest activities, like putting on clothes:

    13. And they seem to have trouble fixing even the simplest of problems, like trying to eat a cookie with floaties on:

    14. They always get ridiculously excited over food:

    15. They don't deal well with surprises:

    16. Not to mention they're always hurting themselves:

    17. And getting in other people's way:

    18. They always need someone else to tell them what they're doing is annoying:

    19. And they always spend way too much time looking at themselves in the mirror:

    20. They have terrible motor skills:

    21. ...Which always leads them to end up in situations they immediately regret:

    22. And to them getting stuck in the strangest places:

    23. Or, you know, trapped:

    24. When you try to talk to them they look a lot like this:

    25. And their mood changes at the drop of a pin:

    But, most importantly, they have the exact same reaction to pizza as drunk people: