1. Quim Barreiros: Via theloop.ca Never take away this man's accordion. NEVER. 2. The Afternoon Tea-Baggers: pinterest.com No comment. 3. Father Robert White: Via rateyourmusic.com Now this is a guy I wanna party with. 4. Svetlana Gruebbersolvik: Via blog.tastebuds.fm Too easy. 5. Shut Up And Dance: Via discogs.com I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY! JUST PUT THE KNIVES DOWN. 6. Camilo Sesto: Via discogs.com Go back in the bushes, Camilo. Go back. 7. Bobby Jimmy and the Critters: Are you sure you want that name associated with you... forever? 8. Maria Leonora: stumptownblogger.typepad.com TERRIFYING. 9. Wayne: Via youtube.com Stay there. I'm just kiddin', Wayne. Your hair is cool. 10. Frankie Yankovic: Via mrweirdandwacky.blogspot.com That bird has a penis. THAT BIRD HAS A PENIS. 11. Foster Edwards' Orch: Via stevecarter.com Elephants can't play music. This is ridiculous. 12. Wasmatchl: Via cdbaby.com NOOOOOOOO. 13. Zenits: Via jonmwessel.wordpress.com Matching outfits are always trouble. Matching plaid outfits? GAME OVER. 14. Tex Williams: Wolverine, but with cigarettes. Fantastic. 15. Fred Emney: Via nicealbumshameaboutthecover.blogspot.com This album just screams "GET OFF MY LAWN." 16. The Handsome Beasts: Via coverbrowser.com I don't want to know what is going on here. 17. Freddie Gage: Via rateyourmusic.com Some nice, cheerful music. 18. This band: Via laweekly.com This gives me anxiety to look at. 19. Country Church: Via boredpanda.com 75% chance these guys torture and eat people. 20. John Bult: Via waxidermy.com Yikes. 21. Mike Adkins: Via rateyourmusic.com You're welcome, Mike. No problem. Just have it back tomorrow. 22. These guys: Via metrolyrics.com Whose baby is that. WHOSE BABY IS THAT. 23. The Faith Tones: Via boredpanda.com Those are some powerful haircuts. Powerful. 24. Norberto De Freitas: Via stumptownblogger.com The kind of guy you want your child to bring home. 25. The Singing Postman: Via pinterest.com "Best" seems like a bit of a reach. 26. Steve Warren: Via pinterest.com "The mirror the gateway to the soul." 27. And Nickelback: Via nickelback.com Again, no comment.