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19 Reasons Why Millennials Are Totally Destroying This Country

They're just the worst.

1. They have bad hobbies.

why are baby boomers so mad at everything millennials do. when we're bored we play Pokémon. when you're bored u ruin economies. who's worse

2. They're terrible at saving.

If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined

3. They don't care about the important things.

4. They hate having fun.

5. They never make good investments.

6. They've got it too easy.

"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21

7. They never get off their dang phones.


9. They can't take a joke.

"This generation can't take a joke" Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes

10. They don't work hard enough.

11. They're always getting offended over everything.

old person: you kids get so offended these days! teenager: happy holidays old person: >:O

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12. I mean, EVERYTHING!!!

old person: u kids these days!! always offended by everything!!! *weather woman wears a spaghetti-strap dress* old person: I AM OFFENDED

13. They've got terrible ideas.

"millennials are idiots" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock

14. Their heads are always in the clouds.

15. Did I mention they're always on their darn phones?

16. They're useless.

17. They can't do anything right.

The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.

18. They take too many selfies.

millennial: [takes a few too many selfies for instagram] baby boomer: [destroys the british, continental, and global economy in one day]

19. And they're not miserable enough.

(boomer voice) back in my day we just read, kids these days playing games on their phones need to be miserable and bored like I was