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The vodka archeologist:
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The FaceTiming chef extraordinaire:
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The king of all license pictures:
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The guy who figured out how to keep his sweet, beautiful food warm:
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The Diet Pepsi da Vinci:
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The person who figured out the only information worth knowing:
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The soda machine sultan:
15.
The dog grooming genius:
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The lord of the Apple watch:
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The guy who figured out how to defeat bacon grease once and for all:
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The record machine magistrate: