1. Made one trip and lived to tell the tale:
2. Put your hand in the air for NO GOOD REASON:
3. Strategically planned your "HERE":
4. Retrieved the box of shame:
5. Experienced the eternal struggle:
6. Said the chosen word:
7. "Got ready" for an hour:
8. Done the cricket rub:
9. Calmly walked away:
10. Got some verrrrry suspicious sleep:
11. Descended into cashier hell:
12. Lost all your tired:
13. Checked out the tiny 'net:
14. Demanded WOTER:
15. Looked to your left only to see THE HORROR:
16. Immediately smashed that MF'n track package link:
17. Experienced the loudest noise known to mankind:
18. Got a little carried away:
19. Done the ol' gentle touch:
20. Had the "hurts so good" music moment:
21. RAN the house:
22. Got those red marks:
23. Thought about the worst-case scenario:
24. Run birthday calculations:
25. Tried not to be dramatic:
26. Had a "..." standoff:
27. And, finally, given up:
