50 Texts That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them

    Ok, these are good.

    1. The mineral text:

    2. The love text:

    3. The Wendy's text:

    text to a grandma about getting wendys after surgery but she's so high she spells it wendjys

    4. The nap text:

    person saying shut up i'm trying to nap and the other person says i thought you were at work and they say i am

    5. The Mercedes text:

    person asking for a photo of an item for sale and the seller sends a picture of themselves

    6. The Neal text:

    7. The beef text:

    8. The Chipotle text:

    a person has a lot of trouble spelling chipotle, messing it up 7 times

    9. The army text:

    10. The accident text:

    one person texts the other that there has been an accident and they freak out and say what happened and they send a picture of a dog in a car that says he forgot to put the car in bark

    11. The bitmoji text:

    12. The injury text:

    wrong number text of someone saying jake is in the hospital because his butthole is on fire

    13. The bad service text:

    14. The Google text:

    a mom texts her child to stop changing the google logo

    15. The guacamole text:

    16. The birthday wishes text:

    17. The hospital text:

    18. The unfortunate autocorrect text:

    19. The scariest text:

    20. The sexy text:

    text conversation of someone saying you know what would be sexy eating food off eachother and the other person says you did not do the dishes

    21. The car text:

    text conversation of a person coming out to their mother and doing a dad joke by saying their name is car

    22. The Tony Hawk text:

    text reading roses are red tony hawk is a skater i'm driving right now i'll get back to you later

    23. The fever text:

    one person asks if the other is going to class or not and then they send a picture of a thermometer and the other person asks if they're pregnant or not

    24. The Crocs text:

    two people sexting and one says they took off their crocs and the other says to put them back on

    25. The furry text:

    a person asks their friend what a football furry is and they mean mascot

    26. The eggplant text:

    a person says we are eating eggplant emoji cheese emoji tonight and the other person thinks they mean dick cheese

    27. The brotherly text:

    text reading my half brother is 6'3 and the other person says wow imagine if he was a full brother

    28. The mood text:

    mom asking what does mood af mean and the person explains it and they ask why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing shit

    29. The Uber text:

    a person who is drunk says they called an uber to go home from a party but it turns out it is their house

    30. The smoothest pickup line text:

    31. The grammar text:

    a person keeps messing up the I before E repeat after C rule

    32. The most beautiful text:

    poem reading roses are red violets are blue i am bread bread you

    33. The bargaining text:

    guy trying to buy a truck but when asked if they are interested they say no

    34. The Robert text:

    text saying you're a piece of shit and then is this robert and they say its todd and they say fuck off todd you're a piece of shit too

    35. The unbeatable deal text:

    person tryiing to sell a lawn mower for 20 thousand

    36. The best pickup line text:

    text reading damn girl are you a construction worker because you are a building

    37. That most delicious meal text:

    38. The forgotten love text:

    39. The pricing text:

    joke about pie prices in the bahamas where the punchline iis these are the pie rates of the Caribbean

    40. The leg text:

    text about someone asking if theyd rather lose an arm or leg and they say leg because they need both arms to snowmobile

    41. The heaven text:

    text reading did it hurt yah i was talking about the fall from heaven it all hurts my life is pain and suffering

    42. The Jeff Bezos text:

    text asking why jeff bezos isn't santa despite having all our addresses and money

    43. The bird text:

    person sending a pic of a bird and the other person says i hate him dumb bird wing toobig

    44. The frog text:

    person sending a big frog pic and the other person says tell him to be small

    45. The cheating text:

    person saying i didn't mean to cheat on you and accidentally sends a pic of the stonks guy

    46. The Lee text:

    wrong number text reading lee didn't bring mac and cheese and the other person says they should be hit

    47. The fighting text:

    48. The cutest text:

    49. The Post Malone text:

    50. And the life and times of Worms Boy: