Buzz·Posted on Jun 29, 201250 Sheds Of Grey Is The Best "50 Shades Of Grey" Inspired Twitter You'll Read All DayYou may want to go somewhere a little more private before you read this. Like a shed.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 50 Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey 'She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..' Mon, 25 Jun 2012 18:57:43 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite 'She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..'-- 50 Sheds of Grey 50 Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor . . Wed, 27 Jun 2012 18:23:02 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor . .-- 50 Sheds of Grey 50 Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey 'I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat . .' Sun, 24 Jun 2012 15:17:37 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite 'I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat . .'-- 50 Sheds of Grey 50 Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey 'This is a contract between you and me,' she said coolly. I signed shakily. This was it. In twelve easy monthly payments the shed was mine. Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:52:48 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite 'This is a contract between you and me,' she said coolly. I signed shakily. This was it. In twelve easy monthly payments the shed was mine.-- 50 Sheds of Grey 50 Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey We stood on the golden Caribbean beach. She shed her clothes. I shed my inhibitions. At that moment I knew it would always be about sheds. Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:49:19 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite We stood on the golden Caribbean beach. She shed her clothes. I shed my inhibitions. At that moment I knew it would always be about sheds.-- 50 Sheds of Grey 50 Sheds Of Grey twitter.com