‘She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..’— 50 Sheds of Grey
My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor . .— 50 Sheds of Grey
‘I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat . .’— 50 Sheds of Grey
‘This is a contract between you and me,’ she said coolly. I signed shakily. This was it. In twelve easy monthly payments the shed was mine.— 50 Sheds of Grey
We stood on the golden Caribbean beach. She shed her clothes. I shed my inhibitions. At that moment I knew it would always be about sheds.— 50 Sheds of Grey
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