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    43 Quotes That Every Single Millennial Will Remember, Word-For-Word, For Their Entire Lives

    If you knew these quotes, you were cool.

    1. The entirety of "Chapelle's Show":

    facebook post reading before memes we used to just yell out chapelle show quotes at each other
    Facebook

    Line you quoted nonstop: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

    2. That one video of Bill O'Reilly freaking out:

    Twitter: @hunterthore

    Line you quoted nonstop: "WE'LL DO IT LIVE."

    3. Napoleon Dynamite:

    Fox Searchlight

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Your mom goes to college!"

    4. Drinking Out Of Cups:

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: See above.

    5. This commercial which will never, ever leave your head now:

    giphy.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD."

    6. The commercial that changed the abbreviation game forever:

    i dk my bff jill commercial
    knowyourmeme.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "IDK, my BFF Jill."

    7. End of Ze World:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "But I am le tired."

    8. Shoes:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: (In the middle of a completely silent room) "Shoes."

    9. Assorted Chuck Norris jokes:

    inspirationfeed.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."

    10. Charlie the Unicorn:

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Chaaaarrrlllliiiiiiie"

    11. The commercial that taught you every insult you'll ever need to know:

    lint licker commercial
    Twitter: @JasonHunta

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!"

    12. My New Haircut:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Not now, chief. I'm in the fuckin' zone."

    13. G.I. Joe PSAs:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Hey, kid. I'ma computer. STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!"

    14. The commercial with the perfect combination — iced tea and claymation:

    brisk commercial
    reddit.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "That's Brisk, bay-bee!"

    15. That one berries and cream Starburst commercial:

    knowyourmeme.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "BERRIES AND CREAM!"

    16. I Like Turtles:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: Um, "I like turtles."

    17. Boom Goes the Dynamite:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: Obviously "boom goes the dynamite!"

    18. The commercial that dropped that hottest verse on the planet:

    education connection commercial
    Twitter: @emyelnats

    Line you quoted nonstop: "GET CONNECTED, FOR FREE!"

    19. Miss Teen South Carolina:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: So many... "US Americans," "The Iraq," "everywhere, like, such as."

    20. The most successful cough drop commercial in history:

    ricola commercial
    youtu.be

    Line you quoted nonstop: "RIIIIIIICOOOOOLAAAAA!"

    21. What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "HE'S BREAKIN' MY BUTT!"

    22. Double Rainbow:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "DOUBLE RAINBOW"

    23. Every single thing out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth:

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: Uh, every single one..

    24. The commercial that taught you yet another brand-new insult:

    7up commercial
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Make 7-UP YOURS."

    25. Leprechaun Spotted In Alabama:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "I want the gold. Give me the gold!"

    26. The commercial that showed you the perfect time and place for opera: the bus.

    JG wentworth commercial
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "877-CASH-NOW!"

    27. The Grape Lady:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "OoooOA AHHHHh aahhhhh ugghhhhh"

    28. David Blaine Street Magic:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "What the EFF????"

    29. The commercial that taught you what the true meaning of "hot" is:

    sears commercial
    Sears

    Line you quoted nonstop: "I'll call today."

    30. Rejected Cartoons:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"

    31. The commercial that made you terrified of... these... things:

    quiznos commercial
    youtu.be

    Line you quoted nonstop: "WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!!!"

    32. Schfifty Five:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: Just "schfifty five."

    33. Potter Puppet Pals:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER"

    34. Leeroy Jenkins:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY uhhhhJEEENNNNNKINS"

    35. And the other commercial that taught you how to rhyme:

    free credit report commercial
    Twitter: @juggy2times

    Line you quoted nonstop: "F-R-EE, THAT SPELLS FREE."

    36. The commercial that showed you your future at 3 a.m.:

    miss cleo commercial
    giphy.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Call me now!"

    37. Dear Sister:

    Screencap from the SNL sketch video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: Just a whole lot of "mmmmm watcha say."

    38. Powerthirst:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtu.be

    Line you quoted nonstop: "You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC."

    39. The commercial that proved how selfish owls really are:

    tootsie roll commercial
    Twitter: @ox_Tamryn_xo

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three."

    40. Unforgivable:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "And some waffle fries...FOR FREE."

    41. Teen Girl Squad:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "I have a crush on every boy!"

    42. Lazy Sunday:

    Screencap from the YouTube video
    youtube.com

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Google Maps is the best — true that — DOUBLE TRUE!"

    43. The commercial that's probably the most early-2000s commercial in existence:

    dell commercial
    Dell

    Line you quoted nonstop: "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell."

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