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Because the ocean is home to creatures like this:
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Because when you're swimming in the ocean, you're swimming with these:
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And relaxing with these:
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And just floating around with these:
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In the ocean, nothing but water separates you from this:
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Imagine swimming and feeling this brush against your foot:
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Or looking to your right and finding this:
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Or seeing this at the moment you open your eyes underwater:
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Every time you're in the ocean, so is this:
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And so is this thing:
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And whatever this is, too:
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I mean, look at this thing. LOOK AT IT.
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This is a real, living creature:
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And it's in the water with you:
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Swimming right alongside:
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Enjoying the same water:
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All throughout the water:
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Now how about a swim?
All pictures via @rfedortsov, who truly has the most bizarre and terrifying Twitter account out there.