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They get off to what's "ruining" America:
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They reach completion on the thought of tipping someone like shit:
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They're always crankin' their damn hogs over bad investments:
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All their wifi passwords look like robot jizz:
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They are legitimately sexually attracted to speaking to the manager:
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Their email addresses might as well be carved out of stone:
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They get "hacked" 3 times a day, without fail:
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They ruined the FLOORS:
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They leave shopping carts around like ruined economies:
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They're always blowin' their wads over department stores:
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They're always sploogin' their dungarees over houses:
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They're consistently hemorrhaging cum to the idea of a "the real world":
15.
They blow their damn horn at the thought of telling someone they're wearing ripped jeans like they don't already know:
16.
They cream their pants over the thought of scolding someone about cellphones:
17.
They blow their lumps at talking about how easy kids have it:
18.
They produce a gallon of pajama glue over the thought of telling a younger person about how "things used to be":
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But, honestly, they are useful for some things: