1. You might think you're safe...
2. Think you're alllll set...
3. Think, "hey, I've got jeans on. No worries..."
4. But, oh, it'll get you:
5. The sun will always get you:
6. Your ripped pants are no match:
7. No match at all:
8. When you wear ripped jeans, your knees will get burned:
9. Real burned:
10. Like, real-deal Bradley Beal burned:
11. Please, this summer, think of the thighs:
12. Think of the knees:
13. Think of the shins!
14. Think of your legs!
15. And remember that ripped jeans plus the sun...
16. ...equals A BAD TIME:
17. A real bad time:
And, while I have your attention, don't think hats protect you EITHER.
