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You might think you're safe...
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Think you're alllll set...
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Think, "hey, I've got jeans on. No worries..."
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But, oh, it'll get you:
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The sun will always get you:
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Your ripped pants are no match:
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When you wear ripped jeans, your knees will get burned:
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Like, real-deal Bradley Beal burned:
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Please, this summer, think of the thighs:
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And remember that ripped jeans plus the sun...
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...equals A BAD TIME:
And, while I have your attention, don't think hats protect you EITHER.