If You Wear Ripped Jeans In The Sun, You're Gonna Have A Bad Time

    It burns. Literally.

    1. You might think you're safe...

    2. Think you're alllll set...

    3. Think, "hey, I've got jeans on. No worries..."

    4. But, oh, it'll get you:

    5. The sun will always get you:

    6. Your ripped pants are no match:

    7. No match at all:

    8. When you wear ripped jeans, your knees will get burned:

    9. Real burned:

    10. Like, real-deal Bradley Beal burned:

    11. Please, this summer, think of the thighs:

    12. Think of the knees:

    13. Think of the shins!

    14. Think of your legs!

    15. And remember that ripped jeans plus the sun...

    16. ...equals A BAD TIME:

    17. A real bad time:

    And, while I have your attention, don't think hats protect you EITHER.