1. Every morning do THIS:
2. Or THIS:
3. And THIS behind every door:
4. Don’t forget to do THIS:
5. And THIS, too:
7. And also THIS:
8. And don’t forget THIS:
9. Everywhere you go do THIS:
10. And THIS to every pair you see:
11. Put THIS in every Coke you see:
12. And never leave a bathroom without doing THIS:
13. Or hang out with your friends without doing THIS:
14. Or celebrate Easter without doing THIS:
15. Just please, never do THIS to an Oreo:
It’s just plain WRONG.
- At least four people are dead and 20 are injured in what police are treating as a possible terror attack outside of Parliament in London.
- Documents about ties between fired Trump adviser Michael Flynn and Russia need to be turned over to House investigators, say oversight chairmen.
- Some Republican senators are urging caution in dismissing Trump's wiretapping claims, despite the FBI and NSA saying there's no evidence.
- And a three-year-old stealing the pope's hat is pretty much the best thing you'll see today 😇