1. Every morning do THIS:
2. Or THIS:
3. And THIS behind every door:
4. Don’t forget to do THIS:
5. And THIS, too:
7. And also THIS:
8. And don’t forget THIS:
9. Everywhere you go do THIS:
10. And THIS to every pair you see:
11. Put THIS in every Coke you see:
12. And never leave a bathroom without doing THIS:
13. Or hang out with your friends without doing THIS:
14. Or celebrate Easter without doing THIS:
15. Just please, never do THIS to an Oreo:
It’s just plain WRONG.
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