This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Nov 4, 201330 Shirts You Probably Shouldn't WearAnd by "probably," I mean "definitely."by Danielle AustinCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. EX-Masturbator 2. I Shaved My Balls For This? 3. Problem Solved 4. Licensed Orangutan Rapist 5. Boston Massacre 6. Gold Digging 7. I Heart Midget Porn 8. “Period Power” Tee 9. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. 10. "Eat Less" by Urban Outfitters 11. Trust Me! I'm A Police Officer 12. Support Your Local Hooker 13. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult 14. I'd Do Me 15. I Was Lubed Up 16. #$@$#@%$# 17. I'm A Virgin (But this is an old shirt) 18. Who Needs Brains When You Have These? 19. "New Twerk City" by Urban Outfitters 20. Don't Bother I'm Not Drunk Yet 21. Enjoy Vagina 22. How To Catch An Illegal Immigrant 23. # more boyfriends than t.s. 24. Obama Is My Slave 25. I Pooped Today! 26. Straight Pride 27. Get On My Level 28. W.I.F.E 29. I Came ... 30. And finally, "I F**k On The First Date"