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    30 Shirts You Probably Shouldn't Wear

    And by "probably," I mean "definitely."

    1. EX-Masturbator

    Via huffingtonpost.com

    There are other ways to show you've found Jesus.

    2. I Shaved My Balls For This?

    Via blogger.com

    Don't worry, you'll be extra popular with the other inmates.

    3. Problem Solved

    Via rlv.zcache.com

    Calm down, Chris Brown.

    4. Licensed Orangutan Rapist

    buzzfeed.com

    Yes, I know it really says therapist. But you can never be too carful when it comes to the possibility of looking like an animal rapist.

    5. Boston Massacre

    Via djbobbytrends.com

    This Nike shirt was going for $150,000 on eBay before it was pulled. What is wrong with people?

    6. Gold Digging

    Via static04-sg.zalora.com

    Wow, Nike is just on a roll.

    7. I Heart Midget Porn

    Via totallytop10.com

    As true as this may be, you should probably keep it to yourself.

    8. “Period Power” Tee

    Via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

    American Apparel you so get me, I've always wanted to wear a bloody vagina on my chest. Said no one ever. (Except, maybe, the guy who loves midget porn.)

    9. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

    Via geekshirts.cz

    I'm not interested. You're an asshole. Go f**k yourself.

    10. "Eat Less" by Urban Outfitters

    Via fashionbombdaily.com

    Well, the brand does cater to "upscale homeless" people so this kind of makes sense. Just kidding, it's appalling and UO should be ashamed.

    11. Trust Me! I'm A Police Officer

    Via proprintwear.com

    Yeah ... I don't think that saying works in this situation. I mean, does anyone really trust police officers?

    12. Support Your Local Hooker

    Via ebay.com

    That fish isn't fooling anyone.

    13. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

    Via thechive.com

    Again, not fooling anyone.

    14. I'd Do Me

    Via thechive.com

    Really? I find that a little hard to believe.

    15. I Was Lubed Up

    Via thechive.com

    EW.

    16. #$@$#@%$#

    Via blogger.com

    I hope she wasn't traveling to America in that shirt...

    17. I'm A Virgin (But this is an old shirt)

    Via aaanything.net

    Is it though?

    18. Who Needs Brains When You Have These?

    Via wordpress.com

    Your parents must be so proud.

    19. "New Twerk City" by Urban Outfitters

    Via urbanoutfitters.com

    Please, make it stop.

    20. Don't Bother I'm Not Drunk Yet

    Via jokideo.com

    WARNING: This shirt leads to teenage pregnancy.

    21. Enjoy Vagina

    Via lobshots.com

    So does this one.

    22. How To Catch An Illegal Immigrant

    Via aaronallen.com

    Oh, I get it! You're a racist.

    23. # more boyfriends than t.s.

    Via teen.com

    I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that Abercrombie came up with this shirt or that they discontinued it because Taylor Swift fans sent them angry tweets.

    24. Obama Is My Slave

    Via daveyd.com

    Do you want everyone to hate you?

    25. I Pooped Today!

    Via roadkilltshirts.com

    I'm happy you don't suffer from constipation?

    26. Straight Pride

    Via sdgln.com

    There is no pride in ignorance. Also, you're like 10. Who do you need to prove your sexuality to?

    27. Get On My Level

    Via nrml.ca

    I'd rather not.

    28. W.I.F.E

    Via graphics20.com

    Thanks for feeding that stereotype.

    29. I Came ...

    Via buzzfeed.com

    It doesn't even matter what the rest of the shirt says ... you've already made a fool of yourself.

    30. And finally, "I F**k On The First Date"

    Via thehollywoodscandal.com

    This kid is awesome and deserves to win at life.

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