2. I Shaved My Balls For This?
3. Problem Solved
4. Licensed Orangutan Rapist
5. Boston Massacre
6. Gold Digging
7. I Heart Midget Porn
8. “Period Power” Tee
9. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
10. "Eat Less" by Urban Outfitters
11. Trust Me! I'm A Police Officer
12. Support Your Local Hooker
13. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
14. I'd Do Me
15. I Was Lubed Up
17. I'm A Virgin (But this is an old shirt)
18. Who Needs Brains When You Have These?
19. "New Twerk City" by Urban Outfitters
20. Don't Bother I'm Not Drunk Yet
21. Enjoy Vagina
22. How To Catch An Illegal Immigrant
23. # more boyfriends than t.s.
24. Obama Is My Slave
25. I Pooped Today!
26. Straight Pride
27. Get On My Level
29. I Came ...
30. And finally, "I F**k On The First Date"
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