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30 Shirts You Probably Shouldn't Wear
And by "probably," I mean "definitely."
I Shaved My Balls For This?
Licensed Orangutan Rapist
I Heart Midget Porn
“Period Power” Tee
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
"Eat Less" by Urban Outfitters
Trust Me! I'm A Police Officer
Support Your Local Hooker
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
I'd Do Me
I'm A Virgin (But this is an old shirt)
Who Needs Brains When You Have These?
"New Twerk City" by Urban Outfitters
Don't Bother I'm Not Drunk Yet
How To Catch An Illegal Immigrant
# more boyfriends than t.s.
I Came ...
And finally, "I F**k On The First Date"
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