8. And what if your name gives everyone a really weird image in their head?
10. What if everyone else has a much better quote than you do?
13. Like, much more insightful:
18. What if you totally screw up your quote?
21. Or you just come across like a total dum-dum?
22. Or totally screw up the “what I want to be when I grow up” section?
26. Or what if your last name isn’t Nguyen?
28. Like, a huge a-hole:
29. And an even bigger d-bag?
30. What if you get shown up by Gabe Perez?
Or by a goofy Afro?
31. What if you chose the worst day to wear your rainbow suspenders?
32. Or your hairdo makes the photographers have to shrink your picture?
34. And what if Kevin Chang tries to scare the success out of you?
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