Dermot’s bulge was overshadowing the contestants before things had even got started.
I’m actually in a codpiece under those trousers #80snight #xfactor
People are being so horrible about Sam Callahan but I’ve known him for a year & a half & he’s such a genuine person. #xfactor @TheXFactor
11. Shelley Smith survived the sing-off with her big personality.
Her rendition of Heart’s classic power ballad “Alone” was probably the song choice of the night. With added wind machine! There’s not a hope in hell she’ll sustain a pop career, and found herself straight to the sing-off in the Flashvote. But she’s better TV than Lorna, so made it through.
Regarding the @TheXFactor Flash Vote…IT’S NOT OVER TILL IT’S OVER! #XFactor #TeamSharon
Oh COME ON. Shelley was not the worst tonight. #XFactor
Why have they dressed Luke like a lesbian dracula? #XFactor
Nicholas was born in 1997, BTW #XFactor
#xfactor I think Ms Dynamix or Lorna maybe in trouble tonight
7. Lorna Simpson was possibly overshadowed by her dancers and this could have been what did for her.
Her version of Whitney’s “So Emotional” may have been a bit all over the place, but there was no real justice in her losing the sing-off to Shelley. Poor Lorna became the first to be eliminated, through no real fault of her own. But with no real hate candidate of comedy act this year, it had to be somebody.
Let’s have another look at one of those dancers, shall we?
Very sad that @LornaSimpsonX had to go home. Worst position to be in to go first. @TheXFactor #XFactor
Did Sharon just forget Lorna’s name? #XFactor
6. Hannah Barrett is probably never going back to Greggs after her “What’s Love Got To Do With It?”
“The word with you is potential,” said Louis, which is probably on the money. She was wobbly with pitch and confidence, but is probably the most likeable person in the competition. And there is nothing wrong with working at Greggs anyway.
Hannah Is going to be dangerously dehydrated by the end of this. #xfactor
5. Kingsland Road are this year’s fanciable boyband.
There’s a lot of work to do after their debut performance, of Wham’s “I’m Your Man”. But there’s still a lot of work to do with their forebears One Direction and that seems to be going perfectly well. Tumblr is currently hard at work trying to work out which is the gay one.
Hairland Road the land of great hair! Great energy!
I was actually up Kingsland Road earlier. Make your own joke, I’m tired and drunk. #xfactor
They’ve given Get Lucky a real “4am in Elements Bar” poignancy. #XFactor
4. Abi Alton did a stunning rendition of Bon Jovi’s “Living On A Prayer”.
But we have a sneaking suspicion that she could turn out to be this year’s Aidan Grimshaw. And, science fact: if she wasn’t hunched over a piano her vocal would be much more powerful Tori Amos got over this problem by sitting at the piano with her legs spread out, in order to open up her lungs.
John Lewis’ next Christmas advert right there. Possibly played out over scenes of snowmen wearing denim jackets and with mullets. #XFactor
Sam Bailey sounds good, despite the very best efforts of the #XFactor sound team.
2. Rough Copy are the strongest group in the competition.
Their take on Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight” raised a rare power in the room, and in a neat A&R spin, continued a tradition of urban fixation with the music of Phil Collins, as per the 2001 covers collection “Urban Renewal”. A lot of overstated consonants though. Maybe didn’t need to send them to so many elocution lessons?
Ryan John Butcher
“There’s got to be a market for a boyband like this.” Black, Louis? Do you mean black? #XFacfor
1. But Tamera Foster is already the clear winner.
When she sang Chaka Khan’s “Ain’t Nobody”, that much was obvious. She had sass and poise in ridiculous quantities, and unusually for X Factor, sang the song rather than warbled it. A star, instantly, who reminded you of the reason you still watch this show. And clearly knows her music: even she looked surprised at how abruptly the song ended.
This was the mood of the nation.
She even waves and walks like a winner. Incredible.
They could just crown her winner now and save everyone a lot of bother. Even so, we’re all back in aren’t we?