If you're boasting about having a healthy relationship on TikTok, there's a 99% chance you'll get roasted. Millennials and Gen Z'ers are single, bitter, and do not have time to entertain the fairy tale that is "monogamy."
So when TikTok user @rachelgwilson posted a loving tribute to her boyfriend with cutesy music in the background...
Here's a highlight reel:
1. The crumb.
2. The second option.
3. The creature.
4. The weight gain.
5. The dick pic permission.
6. The nutsack hair.
7. The public health risk.
8. The "mistake."
9. The low blow.
10. The handjob.
11. The "chair."
12. The wrong text.
13. The grandma.
14. And, last but not least, the casket.
