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    23 Tweets That'll Make Twitter Users Laugh Really Hard

    "Half of my Twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51."

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    Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi”

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    straight friend asked me if gay twitter was a separate app

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    Twitter is a dating service for matching strangers with the hills that they didn’t know they wanted to die on

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    When your twitter feed refreshes automatically and you lose a good tweet

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    Who else went through these Stages of Twitter? 😂 I can't be the only one please 1. created an account 2. didn't understand 3. abandoned it for months 4. came back 5. now you're addicted 6: night mode activated

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    i got the lowest ACT score out of all my friends in high school and guess who ended up with the most twitter followers. me

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    When you open a video on twitter in public and it's starts moaning https://t.co/8OMpZkCAQc

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    me when someone shows me something i already saw on twitter a week ago

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    me when i first made a twitter: oh boy this is new and i have a handful of really cool ppl following me i need to make sure i don’t make a fool out of myself me now:

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    My Facebook and Instagram presence after I joined twitter. https://t.co/oYcovfUgd7

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    Twitter folks who don’t watch Game of Thrones:

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    half of my twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51

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    For me, Twitter is the best place to go when someone start to ignore me.

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    Twitter be like: ____________________________ | i want fruit gummy |___________________________| ❤1 🔄0 _____________________________ | i want fuit gummy |____________________________| ❤17.9k 🔄15k

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    *opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren

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    Girls on Twitter are seriously like “my ex used to burn down orphanages and beat up the elderly. My new boyfriend uses deodorant. Never settle ladies 🥰💅😘”

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    me: omg I saw that on twitter them: what’s your twitter? me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: what’s twitter

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    I unprivated my twitter bc if my bosses find me they find me. Why are u even looking? Ugh u wanna kiss me so bad

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    I don't have to make sense, this is twitter.

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    2:00pm - twitter is toxic i’m taking a break 2:01pm -

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    Is twitter supposed to score goals for Mexico or ? https://t.co/9BEVJpuRgU

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    professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline] me: .. ok twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection me:

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