Buzz·Posted on Oct 28, 201923 Tweets That'll Make Twitter Users Laugh Really Hard"Half of my Twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51."by Daniella EmanuelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Andrew Shvarts @Shvartacus Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi” 08:37 PM - 16 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ned is a dumb name @lilbynxh straight friend asked me if gay twitter was a separate app 06:44 PM - 10 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Rob Manuel - follow @fesshole @robmanuel Twitter is a dating service for matching strangers with the hills that they didn’t know they wanted to die on 06:38 PM - 16 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. . @Ben__Bel When your twitter feed refreshes automatically and you lose a good tweet 03:27 AM - 15 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Pankee ma pa mi na 🤯 @PankeeRoy Who else went through these Stages of Twitter? 😂 I can't be the only one please 1. created an account 2. didn't understand 3. abandoned it for months 4. came back 5. now you're addicted 6: night mode activated 07:58 PM - 13 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. James @CaucasianJames i got the lowest ACT score out of all my friends in high school and guess who ended up with the most twitter followers. me 08:09 PM - 25 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. © @cutclear When you open a video on twitter in public and it's starts moaning https://t.co/8OMpZkCAQc 11:35 PM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ¿alex? @hoemoticon me when someone shows me something i already saw on twitter a week ago 12:00 AM - 19 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. vonnie ✨ @loafpaw me when i first made a twitter: oh boy this is new and i have a handful of really cool ppl following me i need to make sure i don’t make a fool out of myself me now: 02:08 PM - 15 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Addict 🇺🇬 @dhabonajob My Facebook and Instagram presence after I joined twitter. https://t.co/oYcovfUgd7 06:18 AM - 17 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Karen Howell @karenehowell Twitter folks who don’t watch Game of Thrones: 03:57 AM - 29 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher Twitter in real life 04:47 AM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. larri ☆ @larrayxo half of my twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51 09:45 PM - 14 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. qilah @qilahrzli For me, Twitter is the best place to go when someone start to ignore me. 02:00 PM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ᐯᗩᑎIᔕᕼIᑎ' ᗰᗩᗪIᔕOᑎ ヽ ( ꒪д꒪ )ノ @madd_madam Twitter be like: ____________________________ | i want fruit gummy |___________________________| ❤1 🔄0 _____________________________ | i want fuit gummy |____________________________| ❤17.9k 🔄15k 12:50 AM - 20 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ♡ @kaylasheagg *opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren 05:20 PM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Roger 🥳 @__Sundance___ Girls on Twitter are seriously like “my ex used to burn down orphanages and beat up the elderly. My new boyfriend uses deodorant. Never settle ladies 🥰💅😘” 06:13 AM - 14 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. evil @evilbart24 me: omg I saw that on twitter them: what’s your twitter? me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: what’s twitter 01:16 AM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. afsana @existentialkale I unprivated my twitter bc if my bosses find me they find me. Why are u even looking? Ugh u wanna kiss me so bad 01:50 PM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. BabyDoll Blue 💙 @Faungirl123 I don't have to make sense, this is twitter. 09:47 PM - 16 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. jaboukie @jaboukie 2:00pm - twitter is toxic i’m taking a break 2:01pm - 09:21 PM - 23 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Alain Fairtex @AlainAdk Is twitter supposed to score goals for Mexico or ? https://t.co/9BEVJpuRgU 01:45 AM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. john @Scarlet4UrMa professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline] me: .. ok twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection me: 03:58 PM - 25 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite