Boobs are the best. They provide nourishment for babies, fun activities for adults, and aesthetic pleasure for everyone!
So here are 17 tweets in honor of boobs:
1.
My boobs take social distancing to the extreme when lying on my back.
2.
When girls with small breasts don't put on a bra they're like "Hee hee! I'm so lazy" but when I do it they're like SLOPPY LUNATIC INJURES DOZENS IN SUPERMARKET
3.
Something I just said to my dog: “You need to learn to love me without stepping on my boobs.”
4.
My boobs have forgotten what a bra is
5.
everyone trapped inside meanwhile boobs are experiencing more freedom than ever
6.
Now would’ve been a great time to heal from a boob job
7.
Staying inside may help flatten the curve, but you’ll never flatten THESE curves! *wildly gesturing towards boobs
8.
I’m thoroughly convinced that a decent amount of boys on twitter dot com have zero idea how boobs work. Let me explain. Bigger boobs = heavier boobs= “sagging” or “separating”
9.
Might paint my boobs to look like Easter eggs. It’s what Jesus would have wanted
10.
one time my ex was playing w my boobs and he held them so they would sit up higher and said wow imagine if they looked like that all the time. i should’ve k*lled him❤️
11.
my friend that works at the CDC said big boobs!?
12.
Why do boobs just be hurting randomly
13.
I understand why painters see boobs and say wow I need to paint that.... I understand It
14.
oh you like boobs?? that’s soooo crazy that I have 2 of them
15.
as it turns out, touching ur boobs will not cure ur depression, but it can be a fun way to pass the time
16.
Nipples are just tiny sand castles on your boobs
17.
retweet this with ur boob