1. Why do we need to emphasize the fact that tuna is a type of fish? Isn't it obvious?
Why do Americans call it tuna fish, is there another species of tuna I’m not aware of?
2. Why do we need to douse every dish in dairy? I know we don't all have stomachs of steel.
why do americans have to put cheese on everything bruh
3. Why do we not understand how large Canada is? If you take two seconds to look at a map, it's evident that Canada's a whole-ass country.
Why do Americans think Canada is a city. “I’m in Canada pull up”. Bro I’m 6 hours away. 🤣🤣
4. Why can't we process the fact that people from other countries consume all the same media we do?
Why do Americans start acting so weird when ppl from non English speaking countries speak English fluently and use slang words.... it's almost as if we... watch the same shows and listen to the same music and interact on the same social media platforms
5. Why do we write the date like that when everyone else does it differently? It's like we're trying to be outcasts.
why do americans write dates as month/day/year bro thats so ugly. day/month/year is superior and makes more sense and thats on that!
6. Why do we call the bathroom the restroom, when the only time it's used for "rest" is if we're hiding in a stall to escape work?
Why do Americans call it the “restroom”? I have never “rested” in the toilet. Surely the bedroom should be called the restroom 🤷🏽♂️
7. Why are we always just taking a nibble out of a damn feast in every movie?
why do americans on films always get a full on spread bacon sausages pancakes waffles cereal croissants etc for breakfast and only take 1 bite of some toast before rushing out to go school
8. Why do we pronounce the "ai" sound as "eh" in Craig? We don't pronounce "rain" like "ren."
Why do americans think craig is pronounced creg
9. Why do we have so many more choices for Miss America than for the President of the United States? Just some food for thought.
How come Americans choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
10. Why do we idealize high school when in reality it's a living hell for most people?
Fuck High School lmaoo why are americans so obsessed with the idea of high school being everyones glory days like that's fuckin WEIRD bro https://t.co/g4vVqOOuvQ
11. Why do we not specify where we're going in Europe when there are 44 different countries we could be referring to?
why are americans so vague when they say that they are going on holidays to europe . like europe is not a country are you going to copenhagen or county clare
12. Why do we pronounce "Iraq" like it's the newest gadget at the Apple store?
why do americans say iraq like it’s an apple product ??????
13. Why do we scour our family tree for any sign of Irish ancestry, then flaunt it as though it's the golden ticket to being certified cool™.
why do americans always consider themselves half-irish when in reality their aunt's cousin's best friend's toenail fell into a pint of guinness once
14. Why do we always put our food in ugly metallic foil?
why do american people eat in those metallic foil thingie???
15. Why are we always just popping up to people's houses in TV shows unannounced?
why do american people in tv shows just show up at each others' houses like how do they know where everyone lives ?????
16. Why do we say "I could care less" when the message we're trying to get across is that we "couldn't care less"? Kind of embarrassing, huh?
We do. My question is why do American people say "I could care less" when what they actually mean is "I COULDN'T care less"? It makes no sense at all. If you could care less, then you care some, which means you do care. If you couldn't care less, you have no cares to give. See? https://t.co/sXLz899dmf
17. Why don't we use E's in our grading system? Will there ever be an "E"xplanation???
wait...why do american people get graded with A B C D F but not E ??
18. And finally, why are all of our bathrooms designed exactly the same way? The world may never know.
why do all americans have the same bathroom