26 Men Who Tried Embarrassingly Hard To Prove They Were Tough, But It Backfired, Because Now We Just Think They're Pathetic

"From cradle to grave, I'm a living nightmare."

1. This man let everyone know that he is indeed a "male":

Deal with it 😡 from iamverybadass

2. This man needs to threaten people with adultery in order to seem tough:

Alpha male right here from iamverybadass

3. This man came up with the most bogus "alpha male" terms:

The two breeds from iamverybadass

4. This man is threatening to kick people's asses if they have negative opinions about his country — hopefully he's ready to kick millions of asses:

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5. This man wants everyone to know the power of the forklift operator:

I think I speak for everyone when I say we’re all scared from iamverybadass

6. This man too:

Some people you just don't mess with from iamverybadass

7. This man is weirdly bragging about not having friends — sounds like insecurity to me:

the realest people from iamverybadass

8. This man is terrorizing his teenage neighbors with a gun:

Wow what a great idea from iamverybadass

9. This man came up with the most bizarre theory about dogs, which makes him look more stupid than tough:

He's in charge of the one they idolize from iamverybadass

10. This man invented a SUPER believable story:

Sure you did buddy… from iamverybadass

11. This man thinks his hoodie is intimidating:

my friend has turned into a true alpha from iamverybadass

12. This man likes to hide behind his computer:

This guy tried to sound badass from iamverybadass

13. This man is the "champion of death," albeit being alive:

𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 from iamverybadass

14. This man thinks anyone who hates assault rifles is a "whiny little bitch":

He ordered a macchiato from iamverybadass

15. This man has absolutely no chance with a woman:

just uh, read and weep i guess from iamverybadass

16. This man got embarrassingly heated over a silly Facebook video:

Alpha in the room, watch out! Don’t tell him alphas don’t exist, he will call you beta and punch you because he has great self esteem. from iamverybadass

17. This man thinks he could kick god's ass:

Facebook chad in a 1v1 with God from iamverybadass

18. This man is talking about something. IDK what, but something:

Apparently he JUST joined the army from iamverybadass

19. This man is a total weirdo:

He will murder you and commit rape. Watch out! from iamverybadass

20. This man's only personality trait is being tall:

I bet the other guy was only 6'4" from iamverybadass

21. This man is a "cold hearted bitch":

This dude I just met 3 days ago. from iamverybadass

22. This man bullies people who are just trying to do their jobs:

Oh yes, that will DEFINITELY stop the spam calls… from iamverybadass

23. This man brought a whole-ass rocket launcher to Subway:

Or just trying to be a badass from iamverybadass

24. This man goes around breaking people's stoves to show how "tough" he is:

Ooooo shiver me timber’s 😰 don’t get on this guys bad side from iamverybadass

25. This man wants everyone to know that he would totally pet a coyote or wolf if he had the chance:

OP thinks they could easily fight off a wolf… or even befriend it from iamverybadass

26. And finally, this man is the cringiest father on the planet:

Nerd on Facebook wants everyone to know he’s not a nerd from iamverybadass

H/T: r/iamverybadass