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Updated on Jul 22, 2020. Posted on Jul 17, 2020

Women Are Sharing The Things They Wish Men Wouldn't Copy From Porn During Sex And It's Getting Heated

"Once you go butthole, you don't go back."

There's an elephant in the room that we need to talk about. An elephant in the bedroom, to be precise.

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Straight men sometimes have the habit of taking a "technique" they see in porn and applying it to their own sex life.

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They fail to realize that just because this move was met by exaggerated moans in one porno doesn't mean all women are dying to experience it in real life.

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So when Reddit user ProbablyRagiing asked women to share things guys copy from porn that aren't enjoyable, I felt it was necessary to air these grievances for the common good. Here are some of the most popular responses:

1. "Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace."

2. "Rubbing the clit like a fucking stain on a shirt. Circular motions, please."

itsrosey

3. "Stop jackhammering into us right off the bat. Warm up to it and get us WET. No, spitting on the pussy doesn't count."

LadyEpona

4. "When they go from ass to vag. Good way to get an infection. Once you go butthole, you don’t go back."

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5. "Slapping the vagina like a used-car salesman trying to sell a 1999 Corolla."

ihatethaifood

6. "Don't grab the titty so fucking hard, bro!"

ResponsibleHippy

7. "Him saying, 'OH YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT???' as he completely misses my clit."

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8. "I absolutely do not want you to put your dick in my mouth after anal."

dragonbliss

9. "Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone."

xandrenia

10. "That we just instantly get in the mood. You walk into the room and think I’ll just immediately want you. No. I’m still thinking about that embarrassing thing I did last week. I need more than three minutes to get into it!"

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11. "STOP being silent! Please moan; that shit's hot as hell."

quirkyorcdork

12. "Titty fucking. The logistics are just way too difficult."

lolakih

13. "Spreading our butt cheeks apart while doing doggie or reverse cowgirl... Do you want me to fart, bro?"

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14. "Foreplay. It’s literally fucking crucial if you want the girl to get anything out of it at all. Sure, sometimes penetration is good, but it shouldn’t be the standard for sex."

parleyVice76

15. "Expecting the woman to shoot forth a geyser of fluid. If something happens, it's a trickle, not Old Faithful."

loveblondieo

16. "Aggressively finger-banging in and out. Like, fucking owwww."

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17. "Pulling my thong up by the waistband. Wedgies are not comfortable or sexy."

ellie_0525

18. "THREESOMES. I’m bisexual, and literally every guy I’ve been with has asked for one."

dp_med

19. "I'm so annoyed by men's obsession with dick sizes. Believe it or not, I don't fantasize about a 13-inch monster dick poking my cervix. If you're large, cool. If you're average or less than, also cool. I don't really give a shit about the length, just about what you do with what you got."

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Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.