Travel·Posted on Jul 11, 2020People Are Sharing Hilarious Cruise Stories And Apparently Rules Do Not Exist OverseasAbsolutely no FOMO.by Daniella EmanuelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Even though none of us should be booking cruises at the moment, there's no reason why we can't reminisce about some of the wild times we've had at sea. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Here are some tales from the trenches, aka cruise lines: 1. The loophole: Brooke Sweetser @xxbrxxkexx I still feel guilty about this one time on a cruise I dared @josephine056 to kiss a boy during truth or dare and she was so mad at me bc she had a bf and I said “It’s not cheating in international waters”, we were 12 and I was a scumbag ugh lol 10:12 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The pen: sar @wangstawang One time on a cruise, I bought a $60 pen filled w Swarovski crystals and 10 minutes later I tripped and fell and the pen went overboard 🙂 09:22 PM - 29 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. The bikini: cait🌱 @c_tipon that one time on my cruise when I had to wash my hands next to a lady wearing 1/2 her bikini bc she was washing her bottoms in the sink 10:24 PM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The orgasm: Jessi Garza @JessiGarza1 One time on a cruise there was an “adult scavenger hunt” and I had to fake an orgasm in front of an entire room full of people or our team would lose so I did and idk it just... haunts me 11:28 PM - 17 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The proud Americans: Andrea Ochoa @drizzydre00 Just remembering the time when I was on a cruise and at the cruise talent show a brother and sister sang “I’m Proud to be an American” and they both started sobbing while singing 09:25 PM - 29 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The comedian: Ian Rankin @Beathhigh @MarianKeyes Comedian at start of his show on last cruise I was on: ‘I want to thank you for enduring a 45-minute break from eating to come see me instead’. 😂 09:29 PM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The translator: BANNED FROM DH HILL 🏴 @Belvy_boy Got drunk with my family at the dinner table and they felt the need to remind me about the time I was on a cruise and fell for a French girl so I got a translator to help me talk to her but then the translator swung in and they got together 09:45 PM - 29 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The pepper: lex @ItsAlexisSimone I’m on a cruise and some girl at the table next to me goes “when I’m bored I just snort pepper”. Where is your fucking mother 03:30 PM - 31 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The pizza: Victor F @brownpwr22 @GordonRamsay cheese pizza on my cruise 😂 08:32 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The bad joke: Envy @envydatropic I went on a cruise once and there was a guy walking around telling everyone "we're all in the same boat". I threw him overboard. 10:44 PM - 07 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The kiddie pool: Giacomo Scorsone @scorsone_17 Update; been on this cruise for 2 days, supposedly I got escorted to my room via wheelchair bc I got too hammered and puked in the kiddie pool 05:47 PM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. The icing: TeeJ @TJ_Downing14 I airdrop iced a girl on this cruise and she airdropped me back 06:37 PM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. The American sauce: colene @tacobelle_htx Thinking about that one time on a cruise ketchup was labeled “American sauce” 😂🤣 https://t.co/gcG2Nwisnr 12:57 PM - 07 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. The geography slip-up: Jamie Rowe @jamierowe17 One time on a cruise, a drunk girl yelled at the top of her lungs “Florida is the WORST country in the WORLD” 12:36 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The 12-page joke: Matt Moir @distastefulman one time when i was on a cruise an old man came up to my dinner table and read to me a 12 page long joke he had printed out from his email. it was in size 26 font and had clip of a donkey laughing on it. 02:44 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. The Poo-Pourri: CrackBaby @2haley7 one time when i was on a cruise with my mimi she was raving about whoever’s hairspray was in the bathroom and we were like uhh didn’t bring any and it turns out she was using Poo-Pourri as hairspray. apparently it has great hold if anyone gets desperate. 04:28 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite