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I had to update my driver’s license photo at the DMV and I complained that I looked terrible in it and the guy said, “Lady, that’s literally exactly what you look like” and now my day is ruined.
2.
Just heard somebody at the DMV say, “Since my liscense suspended don’t touch my mf organs”
3.
been waiting at the DMV for an hour and a half and just watched a man remove his sandals and put the bottoms of his feet together and intertwine his toes like his feet were holding hands I just wanna go home
4.
There’s a good reason why Ferris Bueller’s day off was about a teenager, and not a 40 year old man. Today I’m getting an oil change, emissions tested, and going to the DMV. I almost fell asleep typing that.
5.
The dmv be like u forgot the Declaration of Independence
6.
I’m at the DMV, celebrating the one year anniversary of when I got in line.
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Just walked into the DMV saw the ambiance & left. They gonna have to just take me to jail I work too hard to be in that environment.
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Ladies at the dmv telling me I don’t have the right paperwork after I sat there waiting for 5 hours
9.
God is everywhere. Except the DMV. There you're on your own.
10.
“This system is so kafkaesque,” I murmured knowingly to the woman standing next to me at the DMV. Very rudely she did not remove her headphones. “This system is so kafkaesque!” I exclaimed again, slightly louder.
11.
Me: hi Lady working at the DMV:
12.
I was at the DMV and I gave the worker my birth certificate and she said she couldn't accept it because it was ripped. Um... I am 43-years-old, I am surprised my birth certificate hasn't disintegrated. Dmvfuckery is the worst.
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At the DMV with a 2 year old and a new baby. Both of whom have been excellent and well-behaved for over an hour, but they just started crying at the same time. Woman just asked me to "do something, cuz they're bothering other people." So I did something. Told her to fuck off.
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At the DMV and thinking of how iconic my grandfather was because he used to memorize the letters on the vision exam and pretend he could see
15.
I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license.
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I remember going to the DMV one time and they were like "your signature doesn't match your social security card" and I was like, bitch my mom made me sign that when I was 7.
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This kid had on goggles at the DMV yesterday. I really didn't know what to think of it so I decided to take a photo.