Buzz·Posted on Nov 10, 201917 Tweets That You'll Laugh At If You've Ever Been To The DMV"The DMV be like you forgot The Declaration of Independence."by Daniella EmanuelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I had to update my driver’s license photo at the DMV and I complained that I looked terrible in it and the guy said, “Lady, that’s literally exactly what you look like” and now my day is ruined. 05:51 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Tinman Burney 🤖 @Charles_Burney Just heard somebody at the DMV say, “Since my liscense suspended don’t touch my mf organs” 02:54 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kay @kaydargs been waiting at the DMV for an hour and a half and just watched a man remove his sandals and put the bottoms of his feet together and intertwine his toes like his feet were holding hands I just wanna go home 04:55 PM - 26 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jeff @tiredntweeten There’s a good reason why Ferris Bueller’s day off was about a teenager, and not a 40 year old man. Today I’m getting an oil change, emissions tested, and going to the DMV. I almost fell asleep typing that. 12:11 PM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. bri @snotnosedbratt The dmv be like u forgot the Declaration of Independence 09:08 PM - 29 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The Personification of Nevil @TheAlexNevil I’m at the DMV, celebrating the one year anniversary of when I got in line. 08:53 AM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Vince Staples @vincestaples Just walked into the DMV saw the ambiance & left. They gonna have to just take me to jail I work too hard to be in that environment. 11:03 PM - 16 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. boo boo the fool🦋 @holden_a_fork Ladies at the dmv telling me I don’t have the right paperwork after I sat there waiting for 5 hours 02:09 AM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck God is everywhere. Except the DMV. There you're on your own. 08:29 AM - 27 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA “This system is so kafkaesque,” I murmured knowingly to the woman standing next to me at the DMV. Very rudely she did not remove her headphones. “This system is so kafkaesque!” I exclaimed again, slightly louder. 07:31 PM - 17 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. big sean slander account @hancockonetwo Me: hi Lady working at the DMV: 02:10 AM - 22 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy I was at the DMV and I gave the worker my birth certificate and she said she couldn't accept it because it was ripped. Um... I am 43-years-old, I am surprised my birth certificate hasn't disintegrated. Dmvfuckery is the worst. 03:56 PM - 18 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Emily Greene @EmAsInMoney At the DMV with a 2 year old and a new baby. Both of whom have been excellent and well-behaved for over an hour, but they just started crying at the same time. Woman just asked me to "do something, cuz they're bothering other people." So I did something. Told her to fuck off. 07:34 PM - 03 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Des ♉️ @_chismosa_ At the DMV and thinking of how iconic my grandfather was because he used to memorize the letters on the vision exam and pretend he could see 10:00 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. elizabeth @Elizasoul80 I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license. 12:04 AM - 29 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Admiral Snaccbar, Esq. @SimplySnaccbar I remember going to the DMV one time and they were like "your signature doesn't match your social security card" and I was like, bitch my mom made me sign that when I was 7. 02:51 AM - 22 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. J @JackJ This kid had on goggles at the DMV yesterday. I really didn't know what to think of it so I decided to take a photo. 05:03 PM - 03 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite