1. This person who came out of the woodwork to ask their ex to renew their Netflix account:
2. This person who sent a not-so-accidental photo of their marriage certificate to their ex:
3. This person who projected their misogyny onto their partner, and was proved very, VERY wrong:
4. This person who dipped out on their ex before they could watch the final LOTR movie together:
5. This person who was literally so toxic that they stole their ex's dog:
6. This person who somehow thought their ex-boyfriend would be the best person to pick their current boyfriend up from jail:
7. This person who might have experienced a lot less embarrassment if they just called their ex and asked them this question themselves:
8. This person who really thought it would help their argument to admit they cheated on their ex-fiancé:
9. This person who needed quite the favor from their ex:
10. This person who left a really inconvenient parting gift for their ex:
11. This person who got their ex's cat etched onto them forever:
12. This person who needed to let their middle school ex know they were living happily ever after:
13. And this person who needs to go back to kindergarten for that lesson on "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."