15 Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Totally Humiliated Themselves

We hate to see it.

1. This person who wants everyone to know they're "the weapon":

You sure you aren’t just compensating for being 5’8”? from iamverybadass

2. This person who thinks they'd easily get the bronze in boxing, as long as they learned to "punch lighter":

It’s hard being so strong from iamverybadass

3. This person who wants you to "come and take it" already:

Come and take Michael's gun! from iamverybadass

4. This person who likes to PUNCH:

Bad ass gamer roaming the streets from iamverybadass

5. This person who legit thinks they could take God:

Facebook chad in a 1v1 with God from iamverybadass

6. This person who's "already on a short fuse," so you better not ask them to do...what they're supposed to?:

He'll be in your face for you asking him to follow the rules from iamverybadass

7. This person who allegedly outran four police departments with ease:

“out ran four police departments in one afternoon, it was actually easy” from iamverybadass

8. This person who is so good at not crying, they deserve an award:

"didn't even shed a tear" yeah sure from iamverybadass

9. This person who was so heated, they forgot how to spell chief (or perhaps...never knew in the first place):

Someone got really upset when I mentioned coal mining was a bad career choice as opposed to cleaner methods. from iamverybadass

10. And this person who was very FAZED by having their spelling corrected:

Guess I can’t correct someone’s spelling mistake from iamverybadass

11. This person who needs everyone to know that some people find them intimidating:

Other men who see me cower in fear... from iamverybadass

12. This person who is creepy as hell if they're anything like these "tough" movie characters:

A full house of ‘edgy’ characters from iamverybadass

13. This person who has the devil inside:

The Devil Inside (?) from iamverybadass

14. This person whose height and weight stats are VERY important to them:

You know you’re a bada$$ when you sprinkle in your height from iamverybadass

15. And finally, XZIBIT:

Xzibit is feeling froggy today. from iamverybadass

h/t r/iamverybadass