These 24 Cringey Sex Stories Are Making Me Want To Invest In A Chastity Belt

TikTok user @brenleycarmine recently made a grave error. He thought it would be a good idea to ask users about the cringiest sexual experience they've ever had.

The result? An abundance of horrifying (albeit hilarious) stories:

2. "He called ME daddy on accident."

—kassxlee

3. "My wig fell off, and he slapped my bald head and kept going harder."

—mistasusedtoiletpaper

4. "My dog licked his nuts."

—daisycelastina

6. "His fish all swam to the corner of the tank closest to us and watched."

—pissdrinker5

7. "He said, 'Yeah, get into it,' and all I could think about was that meme."

—emodashians

8. "I could see my phone, and a notification went off, and I saw that I had failed my math final, and I started full-on bawling my eyes out."

—l4ur3nc

10. "He said, 'Congrats, you're one of the boys now,' after I gave him head."

—leeisnotasimp

11. "He stared into my eyes and started freestyle rapping."

—maya_pavi

12. "He threw me on the bed, and my head went through the wall hahahahaha."

—cheykaleigh

14. "He said, 'Arch your back,' and I did it the wrong way."

—squissshhhhh

15. "I said, 'Your heart's beating really fast,' and he said, 'It's not cuz of you, I just haven't exercised recently,' WHILE HE WAS INSIDE OF ME."

—bagchaser420

16. "He burst out laughing because he couldn't stop laughing at a meme I sent him an hour or so beforehand."

—mydogsmellz

18. "My cat threw up in the corner of my room. Should have taken it as a sign because he ended up cheating on me."

—juliakmoe

19. "I got a text that my grandma was in the hospital, and started to cry, and this boy just kept going as I was crying."

—morganmclarenxx

20. "I actually passed out in the middle of it because I had low blood sugar, and he had to feed me Goldfish crackers so I'd wake up."

—ella425680

22. "He stuck it in and said, 'Zoo-wee, Momma.'"

—maddy._.rose.7

23. "A girl FaceTimed him, and HE ANSWERED."

—randomaccountt70