TikTok user @brenleycarmine recently made a grave error. He thought it would be a good idea to ask users about the cringiest sexual experience they've ever had.
The result? An abundance of horrifying (albeit hilarious) stories:
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"I queefed super loud and moaned even louder to cover it up and he said, 'I heard that.'"
2.
"He called ME daddy on accident."
—kassxlee
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"He threw me on the bed, and all the stuff hanging on the wall fell on me."
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"His fish all swam to the corner of the tank closest to us and watched."
—pissdrinker5
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"He said, 'Yeah, get into it,' and all I could think about was that meme."
—emodashians
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"I could see my phone, and a notification went off, and I saw that I had failed my math final, and I started full-on bawling my eyes out."
—l4ur3nc
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"One time, he was using his fingers, and I told him it hurt and the man started CRYING."
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"He said, 'Congrats, you're one of the boys now,' after I gave him head."
—leeisnotasimp
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"He stared into my eyes and started freestyle rapping."
—maya_pavi
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"He threw me on the bed, and my head went through the wall hahahahaha."
—cheykaleigh
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"'Remember me' from Coco came on."
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"He said, 'Arch your back,' and I did it the wrong way."
—squissshhhhh
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"I said, 'Your heart's beating really fast,' and he said, 'It's not cuz of you, I just haven't exercised recently,' WHILE HE WAS INSIDE OF ME."
—bagchaser420
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"He burst out laughing because he couldn't stop laughing at a meme I sent him an hour or so beforehand."
—mydogsmellz
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"It was in the bathroom, and his friend went, 'Finish her,' in the Mortal Kombat voice."
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"My cat threw up in the corner of my room. Should have taken it as a sign because he ended up cheating on me."
—juliakmoe
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"I got a text that my grandma was in the hospital, and started to cry, and this boy just kept going as I was crying."
—morganmclarenxx
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"I actually passed out in the middle of it because I had low blood sugar, and he had to feed me Goldfish crackers so I'd wake up."
—ella425680
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"I accidentally moaned his best friend's name IN HIS EAR."
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And last but not least, "He stopped mid-doggy and pulled out his computer to finish an assignment that was due in seven minutes."