I'm still not even sure how this one happened...but I have a habit of catching things on fire in the kitchen. This one time, I was toasting a bagel in the oven and was taking it out with an oven mitt, and when I took my hand out of the oven, the oven mitt was on fire. No clue how,…Â
My mom had made her famous garlic bread the night before, and I was reheating it in the microwave. I put it in the microwave for 20 minutes thinking that's how long my mom usually cooks it, and the paper plate and the bread caught on fire.
My cousin accidentally flashed this man, his wife, and their kids.
My cousin and I had painted some tshirts with the Colorado flag inside a Mickey Mouse head shape before we went to Disney. While we were there it started raining so we bought sweatshirts, took off our wet Colorado…Â
I had just had surgery to regenerate a dead bone in my ankle, and after waking I thought I was dead because there was a white sheet over my face. But it turns out I just kept telling the doctors my face was cold as I was waking up. I asked my mom to take a picture. I don't remember…Â
People use you. Hands down the worst. They take advantage of you being nice and if you ever can't do what they want, they take it as a personal attack and make you feel horrible, because they always expect you to do whatever they ask.
There is no greater concert venue than red rocks amphitheater in Colorado. It is literally carved into the rocks, and it is gorgeous! Every band I've ever seen okay there has always started with, "this is the coolest venue I've ever played in"
I had just had surgery on a dead bone in my ankle and while I was on the pain meds I kept calling for my mom in my sleep and when she would come in my room I guess I would just be like "yo dude, yooooo dude, dude"
My mom, under the influence of a sleep aid medicine, had painted her nails in the middle of the night. It was horrible, all up her fingers and was so bad. She woke up the next morning thinking I had done it as a prank, and grounded me. She didn't believe I didn't do it until my dad…Â
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