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Do You Need To Shut The Fuck Up?

Only this quiz, and everyone around you, knows for sure.

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Do You Need To Shut The Fuck Up?

You need to tone it down a little. Most of your opinions are valid and you're not the worst to be around, but make sure to pay attention to other people's faces while you're talking — they might be waiting for you to shut the fuck up.

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Settle down, know-it-all. Think you've got it all figured out, don't you? Well you don't know everything. For one thing, you don't know that you should be keeping your mouth shut about half the time.

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Shhhhhhhut up. Shut up. Stop talkng. Shut your mouth. Shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP You don't know what you're talking about so for once in your goddamned life SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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