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Phil Neville Bored England Fans Into Submission

The England Vs. Italy game was exciting. No-one told Phil.

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1. Ex-England footballer Phil Neville commentated for the BBC on the England vs. Italy game.

Phil Neville. If a Wild Bean Cafe pasty could talk.

Chris Addison@mrchrisaddison

Phil Neville. If a Wild Bean Cafe pasty could talk.

11:26 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. No doubting his credentials, but his delivery leaves a lot to be desired.

Phil Neville sounds like he's spent the day listening to Joy Division records with Mark Lawrenson.

Toby Fair@TopTopPundit

Phil Neville sounds like he's spent the day listening to Joy Division records with Mark Lawrenson.

11:15 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. He doesn't seem to be aware this is an exciting event.

Phil Neville's voice helping to counteract any adrenaline.

Römesh Ranganathan@RomeshRanga

Phil Neville's voice helping to counteract any adrenaline.

11:07 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Or that there are a lot of people listening to him speak.

Phil Neville sounds like he's talking to his therapist

George Magnus@georgemagnus1

Phil Neville sounds like he's talking to his therapist

11:17 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. He seems to have forgotten how to sentence.

Phil Neville He talks in little bursts ... And just when ... You think he has shut up ... He says something even duller. #worldcup

eamonio @eops

Phil Neville

He talks in little bursts

...

And just when

...

You think he has shut up

...

He says something even duller.

#worldcup

11:28 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Safe to say Twitter has taken notice.

Phil Neville, Why use. One full stop. When you can. Use four. #bbcworldcup

Gregor Hall@HeriotVeloClub

Phil Neville, Why use. One full stop. When you can. Use four. #bbcworldcup

11:19 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. And the results are hilarious.

Phil Neville sounds like he's reading out loud from a copy of Exchange and Mart. #England

Dougie Brimson@dougiebrimson

Phil Neville sounds like he's reading out loud from a copy of Exchange and Mart. #England

11:19 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

If you listen really hard, Phil Neville sounds a bit like he’s trying to do the John Barnes rap from world in motion.

Neil Wilkinson@Neily_wilko

If you listen really hard, Phil Neville sounds a bit like he’s trying to do the John Barnes rap from world in motion.

11:19 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Clearly Phil Neville is commentating for all those people who find Michael Owen's voice too exciting

Bryan Glick@bryanglick

Clearly Phil Neville is commentating for all those people who find Michael Owen's voice too exciting

11:18 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Phil Neville sounds like he's commentating on Crufts. #ENG #ITA

The Sun@TheSunNewspaper

Phil Neville sounds like he's commentating on Crufts. #ENG #ITA

11:20 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Why is Phil Neville talking like the kid with bad asthma in Malcolm in the Middle?

Will Wood@MMWillWood

Why is Phil Neville talking like the kid with bad asthma in Malcolm in the Middle?

11:26 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

Phil Neville makes me feel like I'm watching the football whilst my mate tells me a secret.

Iain Stirling@IainDoesJokes

Phil Neville makes me feel like I'm watching the football whilst my mate tells me a secret.

11:25 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

Phil Neville is having a great World Cup for ITV

David Hendon@davehendon

Phil Neville is having a great World Cup for ITV

11:25 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

Phil Neville's commentating is like listening to someone reading flat pack furniture instructions out loud.

AlanWilliams@Alan_L_Williams

Phil Neville's commentating is like listening to someone reading flat pack furniture instructions out loud.

11:27 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

Phil Neville is buzzing to be in Brazil. Can't contain himself.

Adam Tanous@AdamTanousPR

Phil Neville is buzzing to be in Brazil. Can't contain himself.

11:28 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. And finally...

Phil Neville is to commentating what Phil Neville is to playing football

treacadeulofeu@treacadelic

Phil Neville is to commentating what Phil Neville is to playing football

11:15 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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