Here is a macro photo of a sanding block.
This is my electric screwdriver.
At this point I realised I'd forgot to glue it, so had to undo the screws again.
Here are the two planks joined together.
A desk without legs is just some planks of wood on the floor.
Are these the right screws? No. Is that a problem? Yes.
Flip that glorious bastard over and stand it up.
This is the polishing cloth I used to apply the wax.
Put Apple products on it.
Upload pictures of your goddamn writing desk to Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, and Tinder.
If your desk doesn't look this good, that's too bad. We can't all be the Gary Busey of desk-building. BOSCH!