Jabón means soap!
Sapo = toad, sopa = soup, and jamón = ham.
El papáEl papaUna papaUna papada
Papá = dad, una papa = a potato, and papada = double chin.
Estoy emocionadaEstoy excitadaSoy exitosa
Emocionada = excited.
Excitada = horny, and exitosa = successful.
Nude in Spanish is desnudo , so don't go asking people to send you nudos.
Campanadas = bells ringing, champiñones = mushrooms, and chambelán = a quinceañera's date.
Biblioteca is the correct term.
Librería = book store.
Bazo = spleen, glaseado = glazed, and base = foundation.
Chocar = to crash.
Estrellar = to crash, estar = to be, and estela = trail.
Fábrica = factory.
Pechuga = breast, lechuza = owl, and lechosa = papaya.
Enviar = to send.
"JAJAJA" unless you're weird, then "JEJEJE" would work too.
Can You Pass This Basic Spanish Test?
Being able to order off the Taco Bell menu doesn't mean you know basic Spanish.
Some of the words you're familiar with are: Taco, feliz cumpleaños, suavemente, and numbers 1-10.
You probably took Spanish in high school, studied abroad in Spain, or fell in love with a Spanish-speaking person.