1. Seeing pictures of babies, weddings, and/or someone getting engaged every time you check Facebook.
2. Or all your friends who became athletes overnight.
3. Meanwhile, the only marathon that interests you is happened on Netflix last weekend.
4. Not being able to keep the party going into the night after drinking during the day.
5. No longer having the stamina to go out Friday night AND Saturday night.
6. Finding it harder and harder to not have a mini-panic attack trying on a bikini after the long holiday season is behind you.
7. Looking ridiculous in things that look fashionable on others.
8. Constantly defending why you're still single.
9. Finding it impossible to make any plans between July and October.
10. Finding it "Mission: Impossible" to make it through a work day with a hangover.
11. Feeling guilty for eating junk food.
12. Never stepping foot inside an Abercrombie & Fitch or Hollister ever again.
13. Feeling bad after grinding on someone you don't know.
14. Not enjoying MTV anymore.
15. Taking as a compliment when you're carded at a bar.
16. Feeling panic when you think that in the very near future, you might have to take care of another little human.
17. Thinking back on your college years with nostalgia.
18. Being irritated by bars playing really loud music when you just want to talk to your friends.
19. Having a rigorous beauty routine.
20. Doing fewer completely stupid things when you're drunk.
21. Trading shots of tequila at the bar with your friends for glasses of wine at home with your partner.
22. And not being able to handle shots like you used to either.
23. Not understanding most of the things teenagers say.
24. Buying clothes based on how comfortable they look.
25. Being intimidated by new technology that you don't understand.
26. Getting excited about saving money for the future.
27. Having the rest of your week ruined because you missed one good night of sleep.
28. Finding the idea of a juice cleanse appealing.
29. Finding it nearly impossible to get into exercise once you've stopped for any amount of time.
30. Feeling bad for thinking that Harry Styles or some other Disney or Nickelodeon boy is handsome.
31. Confronting your quarter-life crisis.
32. Constantly saying, "I'm to old for that now."
