1. Eat this Star of David pie.
2. And this gelt pie.
3. Make sure you bake everything using the proper tools.
4. And then serve it all with this.
5. Primp for the occasion.
6. Wear these glasses...
...with this hat.
7. Give this amazing and practical gift to your favorite friend.
8. Be sure to wrap it in this.
9. And don't forget the card.
10. No Thanksgivukkah is complete without a menurkey.
11. The colors of your candles are very important.
12. Cover your head appropriately.
13. And if all else fails, this exciting toy will bring you many, MANY hours of fun.

