Everything you need to get the fuck out.
Because a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, Paul Simon and Carrie Fisher were a thing.
These wonderful works of art will light up your feed.
When your love is far away. Sigh. (Find more things like this on Tumblr.)
They'll never say it to your face, but it's true. This diagram explains.
Ugh, the boring details of modern life. These classics will never be the same.
Yup. You know it.
Discover the artisanal, handmade, vintage, meta, foraged, upcycled, steam punk past-time of your dreams, randomly generated courtesy of The Hipster Hobby Generator. Because everyone needs a mustache terrarium.
Epic cuteness. The end.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Don't f*** it up.
Because it's really important that they know.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
All this stuff has happened to you.