Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.--
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,
Oh Kim, you’re a Mommy now…can you please put the booty away?
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