Welcome to my Bed and Breakfast! I'm so happy you booked with me — I don't get a lot of customers... some might even call my little business a ghost town. Anywho, a little history on the house: it's 132 years old and the house is still settling. Guess we all have to at some point... I mean, why else would you stay here, amiright? Just a little B&B humor, you'll get used to it.