Response to Dear Men, Please Stop Wearing Cargo Shorts:
“Don’t wear cargo shorts”… and then goes on to show why non-cargo shorts are hideous atrocities. Fail. Lots and lots and lots of fail.
Response to 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia:
All that stuff is great, but none of it is enough to make up for Rick Perry, mountain cedar, and 45 consecutive days a year over 100 degrees. I was born in Texas, lived here 25 of my 30 years, and can’t wait to move north.