1. Creating not just one, but TWO fake-outs.
2. Posting THIS many stories.
this should be illegal
3. This stacking-systems-combined-with-cable-management mess.
This should be illegal 🙃
4. Setting alarms like this.
this should be illegal
5. Putting Christmas decorations up in July.
6. Installing carpet in the bathroom.
9. Eating an entire jar of peanut butter and then leaving it like this.
10. Also, eating JUST the chocolate part of a pint of half vanilla–half chocolate ice cream.
11. Speaking of food, creating logos JUST to trick the customer.
12. Mashing up things that really have no business being mashed together.
I feel like this should be illegal
13. Filling bags of potato chips half (or more) with air.
14. And finally, it should 100% be illegal to eat string cheese this way. How dare you.
@elonjames @rodimusprime @rodimusprime's string cheese eating habits must be investigated in light of KitKat atrocity.