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The Way Asparagus Grows Will Creep You The Fuck Out

Like vegetable zombie fingers crawling out of the ground.

Asparagus.

Some people love it, other people hate it. And, either way, we can all agree that it makes our pee smell.

Are you prepared to see the answer? Because, fair warning, it may actually shock you:

Yeah, it literally just SHOOTS UP from the ground...

...like little monster fingers REACHING FOR YOUR SOUL.

And here's a fun time-lapse of the creepiness in action!

Look how tall asparagus can grow if you don't cut it!

Although, if you're actually farming asparagus, then obviously you just trim it one-by-one.

And it turns out the complex root system basically looks like Baby Groot's head.

Asparagus: nature's little freaky fingers.