Food·Posted on May 20, 2017The Way Asparagus Grows Will Creep You The Fuck OutLike vegetable zombie fingers crawling out of the ground.by Crystal RoStaff Writer LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Asparagus. Some people love it, other people hate it. And, either way, we can all agree that it makes our pee smell. Are you prepared to see the answer? Because, fair warning, it may actually shock you: SPOILER ALERT Tap to reveal Click to reveal Yeah, it literally just SHOOTS UP from the ground... ...like little monster fingers REACHING FOR YOUR SOUL. And here's a fun time-lapse of the creepiness in action! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Look how tall asparagus can grow if you don't cut it! Although, if you're actually farming asparagus, then obviously you just trim it one-by-one. And it turns out the complex root system basically looks like Baby Groot's head. Asparagus: nature's little freaky fingers.