The Way Asparagus Grows Will Creep You The Fuck Out
Like vegetable zombie fingers crawling out of the ground.
Asparagus.
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Some people love it, other people hate it. And, either way, we can all agree that it makes our pee smell.
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But do you know how asparagus grows? Like, honestly, what do you think?
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vote votesIt gets chopped off from a larger plant.
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vote votesIt grows in bushels.
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vote votesIt comes straight up out of the ground.
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vote votesOMG, I have no idea.
Are you prepared to see the answer? Because, fair warning, it may actually shock you:
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I KNOW...HUH?!
Yeah, it literally just SHOOTS UP from the ground...
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WTF?!
...like little monster fingers REACHING FOR YOUR SOUL.
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Evil incarnate?
And here's a fun time-lapse of the creepiness in action!
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JK, it's very impressive.
Look how tall asparagus can grow if you don't cut it!
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It's like a tiny asparagus forest.
Although, if you're actually farming asparagus, then obviously you just trim it one-by-one.
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::Whispers:: "Does this explain why it's so damn expensive?"
And it turns out the complex root system basically looks like Baby Groot's head.
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CRA-ZY.
Asparagus: nature's little freaky fingers.
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Now, to find some bacon to wrap it in!